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Feel free to use this area to discuss anything and everything about the Little 500 — Qualifications, Spring Series, the race itself.
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Hats off to teter for blowing up the race and going for glory. The coach must have planned the move- too bad they went a little early. early in the race, melanzana and teter were the only teams willing to work. maybe that’s why the coach decided to throw down?
When the gap wasn’t widening, teter’s coach doubled down and and was doing exchanges every 4 laps. I think that’s what gassed the girls.
Anyway thank you to all the students who take the bit between the teeth and sign up to the challenge of doing the race. It’s gotta be one of the coolest things in all of college sports.
Let’s goooiooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CUUTTEEEERRRSSSSSSSSSSSS
@sig ep didn’t u learn anything from teter yesterday? Lol
at least teter had cool helmets
That’s a bs comment. it was a phenomenal race from everyone today, why don’t we just keep things nice for once
That’s a bs comment. it was a phenomenal race from everyone today, why don’t we just keep things nice for once
Cutters sits when they pee
so does ur mom
Good job Torinn, you made some fast riders hurt when the pack was being blown up. Man I love little 5, people who didn’t ride will never understand.
Nicks ITTs. Be prepared April 18, 2024. Baseline times for reference. Track conditions varied.
Swaters 13:01 impecable track conditions
Knapp 20:20
Ty 21:19
Slim 21.29
Younger Abby 21:76
Older Abby 21:84
Craigey 23:05
Erika 25:67
Bailey 26:29
Benny 26:36
Liz 26:39
Emma 26:46
LA 27:09
Chief steward 28:80
Brenna 29:72
Romo 32:31
Britt 33:89
Leave Teter alone, if for nothing else then for the sake of sportsmanship. They not only got dragged by both the men’s and women’s race commentators; but now they’re catching strays left and right on here.
They’re mostly rookies, and they did great for such a young team.
Who impressed in the men’s and women’s races outside of the two champs?
Outside of the historical favorites:
Chi Alpha was in the race the entire time, probably would have been in the final sprint group if they didn’t get wiped out in their wreck with Delts and Phi Delt (rider at the time had no idea where the bike landed)
Beta Sigma Psi worked themselves back onto the lead lap
IUDM was pretty good too for a long portion of the race, as were Ghost
Women’s race is so hard to tell but Independent Council and Ride On were probably the best of the rest
I’m really curious as to which organization is going to be next first time winner
Chi Alpha was in the sprint group and got 4th
Sig Ep and Teter went for the wins. Huge props to them for the efforts, even though they both ended up getting caught by strong, motivated teams. Sometimes you strike out swinging for the fence, but there is no shame in that.
Why is everyone saying that we cheated? I genuinely don’t understand. Was it the FIJI slide out?
Bro you clearly took him out. Y’all and your “surprise exchanges” were reckless and you certainly deserved a penalty for that impeding move against Fiji. Everyone I’ve talked to agrees
just cuz they didn’t do big burns and “surprised” people doesn’t mean their exchanges were reckless. There are different ways to exchange and what they did worked. everyone I’ve talked to agrees
As a team impacted by the crash, this was 100% Fiji’s fault for cutting too far inside on turn 4 and impeding on Cutters’ line as they were trying to follow Sig Ep’s late attack. But all of this was also a matter of officials allowing lapped riders to remain on the inside, leaving XA and DTD with no option but to pass on the right and run straight into Fiji when the incident happened. Fiji caused the crash, but all of this could have been prevented if the race officials would have done their job to force lapped riders to the outside while the clear 5 contenders raced for the win without interference.
Snake oiled salesman. Heard cutters paid off the officials. Bet those guys wipe standing up too
Who’s the faciest mens team
Cutters can’t “muster” up a place to host superlatives? these fools really exist just to win Little 5. I’d honestly feel bad if they didn’t win lmaooo
isn’t that kinda the point
Only cool kids are allowed at the secret track after party 😉
cutters are a bunch of milk drinkers lmaooo
Anyone see that kid in the “F the Cutters” tee shirt at killjoys after the race? Super disrespectful if you ask me
valid
Was out on a ride today and couldn’t help notice I saw Judah having sex with his bike chain. Awfully funny considering it was more lubricated than your avg bike chain. Next thing I know he puts the chain and shoved the right handle bar up his ass. Meanwhile this was happening IU Student Foundation was on the scene to film it all with the permission of the whole team. Thank God this finally and Judah proceeded to smell and lick his handle bar, and then quickly hop on his seat (well the seat was gone he hopped on the shaft) and then did a burn out around the track. At this point I just rode away back to Teter.
Beefing with an 17 year old
16*
The only 16 I know is our amount of wins and the number of inches your is moms taking from me.
Wow! Do you write erotic novels?? If not, you should totally try too! Such vivid details so amazing such wow
yea that got me so wet judahs so sexy
Props to Kid Billy who rode 146 laps and had the best bike handling move in the race. If I were a rookie looking for a team and not a sick old lady, I’d be joining Kid Billy and the Bears next year. Billy’s coach is also dating a girl that would smoke 90% of the men’s field on a bike.
Is riding 146 laps and finishing 5 laps down impressive or a sign that the team doesn’t recruit and doesn’t train?
Brian Arfman riding over 100 laps and making it to the final sprint in 2014 with two teammates is impressive.
Carson rode around 135 laps and Phi Psi made it to the final sprint
I’d say that’s pretty impressive
About 70 of those laps were working for the team lapping him. Carson rode the race with more legs than brain cells. Phi Psi tactics never disappoint.
And Mother Bear is just so goddamn sexy
will has stinky pits
Little 500 win > any other bike race win
Just so people know
Happy training boys & girls
little 5 is so meaningless try racing the real stuff
Those of us who have done both would disagree with you.
Hmm, have you? Those who have, and have had time to reflect disagree with you. All of us.
u def aren’t cat 1 also little 5 is cool & unique don’t be a hater
gavin’s salty lol
observer/been there – change ur email before responding to ur own comment. looks sad.
Ngl, hank sucked as a commentator
yea the other guy with the low voice was so good but hank just kept interrupting with his annoying voice
Men’s teams most impacted by graduating seniors?
ur mom’s getting impacted by our graduating seniors
Bkb
Jb
Phi psi
Dn
Zana
Most notable chant: AXO
Best RC Member: Audra
Best looking: Jetblach
Most likely to be over the age of 30: Wild Aces
Most attractive coach: Becker?
Least fashionable kits: Novus
Best team: Bears
Most expensive upgrades: Melanzana
Teams most missed: Nick’s
Most likely to have a secret track: Cutters
Best at Borg: BKB
Most likely to want their jersey back after jersey night: Cinzano
1. Ep
2. Joshblach
3. God’s team
4. C*****S
5. Greek gods (PDT/SAE)
We comin
Who is God’s team and why are they top 5? Can’t think of any teams returning better riders or set up better to retool than the other teams listed
Who is God’s team and how are they top 5? Seems like nobody will return or be able to retool more than the other programs listed
I’m outjamin on this blinkerton shoutout to yodie family. Penjamin city shall you
Come on man: yes I’m pretty lame on this glitchy anonymous board that doesn’t always post right away and doesn’t allow deletions. But I *might* have slung some chain and seen some podiums, so yeah, what I said.
Clayton?
The 2024 men’s race will see the return of Team Major Taylor….. expect victory!
Doubtful (under any Major Taylor reference)
That only applies if you can’t read… See you in the spring bitch
The 2024 race will see the return of Team Major Taylor… #ExpectVictory
Come on in, the water’s fine.
Anyone remember rhys ivory ganja? Kid was a fucking stud