Discussion Room

We’ve noticed everyone has taken a liking to talking about the race. So we’re giving you a place to do that, and just that.

Feel free to use this area to discuss anything and everything about the Little 500 — Qualifications, Spring Series, the race itself.

Please, no character attacks. Trash-talking is great, but slandering people isn’t. Let’s keep it clean. Or your post will be deleted.

 

 

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  1. Just a reminder that Owen Teed is a loser with jack shit for credibility

    If he cared about fairness, he’d propose a rule change to keep teams that are lapped 4 times out of main pack so they can’t, I don’t know, crash out the entire field?

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  4. Lukie pukie let’s have a talk… your 9am club drink is nasty. Shiz tastes like rubbing alcohol. Also why is there not a hole for the spout.

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  6. BKB – Either a great move or a lack of character. Wiley has an ego.

    SAE – Strength is always there when it doesn’t matter.

    Cutters – Judah’s worst Little 500 yet.

    Delts – They’ve been making the most out of the least for 4 years now.

    Ep – Didn’t race spring series? For what? To hide their “strength”?

    Forest – Miracle.

    Human Wheels – Also a miracle. 

    Chi Alpha – Who cares?

    Phi Delt – 3 competitive guys for nothing. Need a new coach.

    MACRO – Mostly Awful Cyclists, Rarely Outstanding.

    Phi Psi – We all knew they’d go for a lap way too early. Better luck next year!

    Sig Nu – Nobody shit the bed like Sig Nu.

    Fiji – Disappointing late crash but a dark horse in 2026.

    3PH – Disappointing late crash but not a dark horse in 2026.

    A Sig – These guys are always fit but it never comes together on race day.

    Cinzano – Only team in more desperate need of a new coach is Phi Delt.

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  11. I’m actually so sick of sterch’s posts coming across my feed. At first it was a funny bit but at this point he’s a terrible representation of the iu cycling community and the little 500 to everyone that comes across his page. When will he stop

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    • Honestly I think it would be better if he added some tiktok dances to it. My attention span is really low so if he was talking about dates and doing tiktok dances at the same time he would definitely have a new follower

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  14. Jack, you gotta stop lying on the internet.

    You are cat 3 cyclist(the most common category in the US for anyone who’s done more than 3 races) you havnt mastered nutrition or recovery, nobody has as new scientific discoveries are made constantly, you’ve done a total of 10 races(according to race results, so probably more) and lastly, you are not on the same level of fitness as the rest of cyclists in the 2/3 field, if you were, the handling wouldn’t matter and you would just go off the front and win.

    Go back to having chat gpt make scripts for you, and leave the racing to everyone else until you’ve “mastered” handling your bike. Nobody’s perfect so that’s going to take a while

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  21. Fade Gobik for team kits. Actually worst company ever, uses AI for their designs, horrible communication, and not a single redeeming quality.

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    • I think there may be a chance for a deer to run out on the track this year. would be interesting to look at the deer statistics in bloomington to mitigate this risk. race director has to get on this asap.

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  26. guy guys guys so theres this crazy dream I had that andrew lavalle was BACK in little 500. all of a sudden he had to square up with alex hamilton… turns out. alex hamilton starts performing the hamilton musical on the track. All the cinder kicked up while aham was twerking on the track while performing. Next thing you know… lavalle crashes. Turn three… AGAIN. gosh I’m starting to think that this is more of a nightmare than a dream!! Anyways. How do you guys prevent saddle sores? I have one the size of Texas

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  28. What teams are making it into Agartha:
    Beta sigma psi: No tarmacs allowed = no entry

    Sigma epsilon: yes you can buy ur way into heaven

    SAE: no diddybluds allowed

    tep: yes they own it

    teter: no

    ride on: no

    ski cycling: without a doubt

    bears cycling: not allowed (goyim)

    csf/all christian teams: social bid

    anthony leal: no

    team major taylor: not allowed

    delta tau delta: sterchi already there

    sigma nu: stu reimers

    3ph: druski football picture

    theta: audrey lavalle is lowkirkenuely invited

    cutters: they got agartha at home

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  38. 2026 men’s predictions 

    1. Cutters: Judah is finally successful on his quest for redemption. No stranger to the podium, and a fiend for the dub, he’ll have all the help he needs to end his career on a win. Who needs a swanky bike room on eagleson when you could have an igloo-paincave?
    2. Sigep: they’ll finally spend enough time on the cinders this spring because someone convinced them that cinders and gravel are kinda similar. While sadly they can’t ride their enve mogs at the track, their Chris king headsets and matching kask helmets whisper wealth loud enough for even those in turn 3 to hear.
    3. BKB: the evil empire has fallen. While Wiley is the second coming of Eric young, he won’t have a full set of rings when he graduates. Look forward to them striking back in 2027.
    4. SAE: hopefully the third kid is the charm for the Naas family. It was for the Lavalles! But Audrey didn’t win until her last race, so look for SAE to stay off the podium until charlie is a senior. 
    5. FIJI: heard that they might make some noise this year. Perhaps their physical proximity to the winningest women’s house on campus will help return them to their former glory. 
    6. Delts: now that the last riders of the jetblach era have graduated, this band of gingers (and other, token non-gingers) seem lethargic. Maybe if you boys had some processed sugar you’d watch your watts go up?
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