We’ve noticed everyone has taken a liking to talking about the race. So we’re giving you a place to do that, and just that.
Feel free to use this area to discuss anything and everything about the Little 500 — Qualifications, Spring Series, the race itself.
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Just a reminder that Owen Teed is a loser with jack shit for credibility
If he cared about fairness, he’d propose a rule change to keep teams that are lapped 4 times out of main pack so they can’t, I don’t know, crash out the entire field?
Lambda just announced their new coach, Courtney Bishop. But he has a lifetime ban from IUSF. What gives?
Do you get banned for winning too much?
Lukie pukie let’s have a talk… your 9am club drink is nasty. Shiz tastes like rubbing alcohol. Also why is there not a hole for the spout.
RIG. TSPMO. SYBAU, BC GDINAFJ
Rhys Ivory Ganja. That Shit Piss Me Off. Sit Your Bitch Ass Down, Because Ganjas Dick Is Not A Fucking Joke?
BKB – Either a great move or a lack of character. Wiley has an ego.
SAE – Strength is always there when it doesn’t matter.
Cutters – Judah’s worst Little 500 yet.
Delts – They’ve been making the most out of the least for 4 years now.
Ep – Didn’t race spring series? For what? To hide their “strength”?
Forest – Miracle.
Human Wheels – Also a miracle.
Chi Alpha – Who cares?
Phi Delt – 3 competitive guys for nothing. Need a new coach.
MACRO – Mostly Awful Cyclists, Rarely Outstanding.
Phi Psi – We all knew they’d go for a lap way too early. Better luck next year!
Sig Nu – Nobody shit the bed like Sig Nu.
Fiji – Disappointing late crash but a dark horse in 2026.
3PH – Disappointing late crash but not a dark horse in 2026.
A Sig – These guys are always fit but it never comes together on race day.
Cinzano – Only team in more desperate need of a new coach is Phi Delt.
asig “always fit” but forest is a miracle, funky
we got assos tho so it’s chill
Phi Delt should absolutely fire the only Greek coach to win the race in the past 10 years
Rapist sae son or mentally retarded racist Axo daughter?
take your schizo medications grandpa
Is IU firlding a team for Track Nationals next month in Indy?
https://tracknats.usacycling.org/collegiate-track
ganja
I’m actually so sick of sterch’s posts coming across my feed. At first it was a funny bit but at this point he’s a terrible representation of the iu cycling community and the little 500 to everyone that comes across his page. When will he stop
pretty accurate representation of the community nowadays. You all don’t drink enough beer
go drink some beer and then ride your bike kid. Might need to create a ganjacycles channel to show you how it’s done
Honestly I think it would be better if he added some tiktok dances to it. My attention span is really low so if he was talking about dates and doing tiktok dances at the same time he would definitely have a new follower
Drank a 9am club before class due to false advertising do better guys come on
Sterch please don’t drink the tap water it turns frogs gay
Jack, you gotta stop lying on the internet.
You are cat 3 cyclist(the most common category in the US for anyone who’s done more than 3 races) you havnt mastered nutrition or recovery, nobody has as new scientific discoveries are made constantly, you’ve done a total of 10 races(according to race results, so probably more) and lastly, you are not on the same level of fitness as the rest of cyclists in the 2/3 field, if you were, the handling wouldn’t matter and you would just go off the front and win.
Go back to having chat gpt make scripts for you, and leave the racing to everyone else until you’ve “mastered” handling your bike. Nobody’s perfect so that’s going to take a while
Anyone who attends the donut ride is sick in the head. Do you really want to fill your body with processed junk?
was hoping to get an autograph from the master of recovery but I guess he was too busy recovering Wednesday
who is that big hunky ginger riding for
that’s parker meisch and he’s on delts 😊
zip that sh*t up zana
Don’t tell me what to do – 2023 Little 500 winner
it’s hammer time
-yk who 🔨
how much did Conor Furlong get from his crash settlement?
Fade Gobik for team kits. Actually worst company ever, uses AI for their designs, horrible communication, and not a single redeeming quality.
Heard Conor Furlong painted his bike white?
Phi Psi and phi delt both in the most brutal rebuild years I’ve ever seen
race predictions?
I think there may be a chance for a deer to run out on the track this year. would be interesting to look at the deer statistics in bloomington to mitigate this risk. race director has to get on this asap.
gray goat still has a foot fetish
guy guys guys so theres this crazy dream I had that andrew lavalle was BACK in little 500. all of a sudden he had to square up with alex hamilton… turns out. alex hamilton starts performing the hamilton musical on the track. All the cinder kicked up while aham was twerking on the track while performing. Next thing you know… lavalle crashes. Turn three… AGAIN. gosh I’m starting to think that this is more of a nightmare than a dream!! Anyways. How do you guys prevent saddle sores? I have one the size of Texas
Leila cheating on her bf with Parker ?????
who is Layla?
i would focus on my own mid little5 career before writing that post
What teams are making it into Agartha:
Beta sigma psi: No tarmacs allowed = no entry
Sigma epsilon: yes you can buy ur way into heaven
SAE: no diddybluds allowed
tep: yes they own it
teter: no
ride on: no
ski cycling: without a doubt
bears cycling: not allowed (goyim)
csf/all christian teams: social bid
anthony leal: no
team major taylor: not allowed
delta tau delta: sterchi already there
sigma nu: stu reimers
3ph: druski football picture
theta: audrey lavalle is lowkirkenuely invited
cutters: they got agartha at home
some of yall should take notes from Alberto and go back outta state